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"stupid pants..." Ralley puffed, sucking in his stomach, to can fit his old high school uniform.
The blonde tubby boy jumped on the bed, lying back down, and making a last effort to button up the jeans, after a few intents he finally could, and sighed in relief, wiping away the sweat from his forehead.
He sat down, and looked the mirror, pinching his fat pot belly that poked out from his tight jeans, and which his poor shirt could barely cover.
His chubby face was blushed for the effort, and his green eyes red after have cried the whole night.
"Ralley! the breakfast is ready!" his mother called him, and he puts the blue sweater quickly, hid

Halloween Tales Of Doom (IZ episode special) Halloween Tales Of Doom

Written by Ashley Shewell

Theme intro of Invader Zim. This time the opener in a Halloween spooky theme.

At Dib's house. Dib is sitting on a couch watching Haunted Spooky Tales From The Rail marathon. (Tales From The Crypt reference) not bothering to even think about going to Torque Smacky's Halloween party. He's got there lazily on the couch wearing his blue jeans, his usual boots and a black T-shirt is Swollen Eyeballs symbol on. The TV is blaring and talking about what next story the Spookier was going to tell next.

The Spookier: (evil laugh) well my pretties, o

The Rebellious Hero pat 9

Setting: The year 5015,month January,day 23-24
Place: Nation's Central City "Potente"
Hero: Logan Korimizu
Hero's best friend: Caleb
Co-Heroins: Kasai,Reiko Xia and Tierra Tallent
Rivals: Kusa,Sakura Leitner and Lei Devine

Sakura: That kid just jumped out the window!!

Kusa: Oh, why hello Sakura, how was your stay at Opuet?

Sakura: Oh it was very nice. Umm...who was the boy that
just jumped out the window?

Kusa: .......Who? I didn't see anyone. Why?

Sakura: Oh nothing.

* At the dorms*

Tierra: Soooo....ya got any food?

Kasai: Umm excuse me?

Tierra: Bless you.

Kasai: Wh-what?? *Whispers to Reiko* Why I'm I getting a lot of "Bless you"

Geek Out seen 1 railway stationGeek Out

seen 1 railway station

Pinky Pie and Rainbow Dash and their pets are walking along the walk way at the railway station and Pinky bumps into Derpy.

"Umff, oh sorry Derpy what are doing here?" she said

"I'm waiting for my cousin," Derpy said with an excitement that rival Pinky's.

"Your cousin?" Rainbow Dash said

"You know Gizmo," seeing the strange looks her two friends face's she got little peved "you remember him he went to this school before he was shiped to Equestria Academy for Gifted Ponys."

"No, no we remember him." Rainbow Dash said "He was your cousin?"

"Yes and I haven't him in forever." said Derpy.

A moment later th

Di-Gata Defenders: RaDos's Story

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At the beginning of time, the world was bathed RaDos a mystical energy that took the form of legendary creatures known as the Primordial who roamed its surface. Their vital energy was the same powerful mystical energy, but over the centuries, these creatures vanished, while their vital energy seeping into the earth's crust and became a source of mystical energy.

One day, a spaceship crashed on the planet soon. Humanoid beings emerged: it was Premiums Rados, the first human RaDosians of RaDos. It was a team from another planet, and they were mostly black-skinned, white-haired and bright blue eyes. However, th

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For people who are willing to take dangerous risks, in this vast challenge that is called "Life", the concept of "Luck" is in fact that of a mistress. A cruel, sadistic and knife-holding mistress who likes to shiv you at any possible opportunity. And my luck...well, as explained before has not been the best of the bunch.

Let me explain proper. As I was making my way towards my new destination, the Profile City, I was sure it would be a long trip, so I hadn't ruled out the possibility of some country-side sleep for the night, before carrying on the next day. Ho

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Nameless: Are you in a position to be making demands.
Darren: If you let me go now, I'll let you do whatever you want later...
nameless: Hehe, fine.
Darren: I'm going to regret that so much later...
--
Me: Alright, I decree duct tape to be my worst enemy now.
Kyo: Can we fix this now? Boobs aren't my thing.
Squeek: B-But Yuki looks cute as a girl...
Yuki: ;n; FIX IT.
Nameless: *Walks in with Darren*
Me: How did you get him off of you? *Giggles*
Darren: By making a promise I will regret...
Nameless: I will relish every second that you keep that promise.
Darren: ...I really fucking hate you. Anyways, fixing the broken plot time!
Me: What did you need me for again?
Darren: Oh, I didn't. I just figured we might as well compensate Squeek for the plot we have later. Hehe.
Me: ...FUCK YOU.
Darren: <3. *Picks up a vial of random shit off the table and throws it in my face*
Me: *Le gender swap!* Ya

Geek out seen 3 Streets of Ponyvilleseen 3 Streets of Ponyville

Pinky Pie, Gizmo and Derpy walked through the door out to sunsine. Derpy was speeking to Gizmo and while he responed with nods and shakes of the head he was more intrested in what was saying. "The easiest way to a girl is like is get friends to like you first." Pinky Pie said "So let's make nice her friends and going to start with Rainbow Dash and Rarity."

"Well planing on putting them off till last" Gizmo said.

"That's exatly why you should go to them first." Pinky said. "Twilight knows how they acted and if you make friends with them..."

"I see where you're going with this." Gizmo cut her off with a little gr

SkyDoesMinecraft FanFic Ch. 1Chapter 1
SKY POV
I woke up with a loud yawn. I leaped up from my red bed. Then I somewhat heard a crash. I sprinted downstairs to see what's up. I found windows shattered, blocks destroyed, and my chest filled with budder was gone. Crap. Why didn't put it in a more safer place?! I hurried out my door to rush over to Jason's and Ty's places. But then I heard someone sprinting behind me. I turned around and saw THAT FROG. WHY ME?! I let out a sigh of annoyance. "What do you want now, Kermit?" I said annoyed. " You see me without a 'hello'? Kermit said with the innocence in his eyes. " You're freakin' stalking me!" I yelled.

Yet, he's th

Flea-Bitten DoricoDorico the Echidna: "Hammer a nail, hammer a nail, hammer a nail, hammer a nail, hammer a nail, hammer a nail, hammer a nail, hammer a nail. How's it look, Prentis?" [The nails in his mouth fly upwards. We then get to see that Dorico is hanging upside down off the roof.]
Prentis the Hedgehog: "Dorico, you put the sign on upside down!"
Dorico: "No, I put the sign on the garage!"
Prentis: "Just flip it over, Dorico."
Dorico: "Flip it? Got it."
Johnnie J the Fox: "I think I'm ready to tackle anything with my fine assortment of short and long, hard and soft hairbrushes." [A sudden grinding is heard.]
Dorico: "I flipped it, Prentis!" [The sign is

Prologue Prologue

11:00 p.m. April 2nd, 2052

“What do you mean your quitting!” Wolfy yelled at her jumpy assistant. “I’m sorry but I get scared too easy! When we’re on adventure I always feel like i’m about to die!” Sam yelled back at Wolfy. “Goodbye.” Sam muttered, turning toward the door. She opened the door, looked back at Wolfy then walked out.

Wolfy sat down in her chair. She needed a new partner. She stood up and walked over to her printer. She had printed some applications. Her boss, Ray, kicked the door open. “W

Hetalia Music MemeDA Music Meme

1. Pick a character, fandom, pairing, friendship, whatever.
2. Put on your music program on shuffle/random and start playing songs.
3. For each song, write something inspired by the song related to the theme you chose earlier. You only have the song length. No pre-planning and no writing after the song is over. No skipping songs either.
4. Do 10 songs and post. Make sure to include the song name/artist.

1. The Perfect Scene- Mercy Mercedes
England and America head out in the streets of New York. England was wearing nothing formal for once. Just plain clothes which America actually liked. He felt that England needed to dress li

Under the Sea ep Bucky's Little CousinUnder the Sea ep Bucky’s Little Cousin
(Bucky’s aunt’s lips are kissing him)
Aunt Brenda: Oh, Bucky!!! Oh, you’re so cute, I could just eat you up! And I think I will! (She hugs and kisses him more)
Bucky: Uh, thanks, Aunt Brenda.
Aunt Brenda: Oh, and just look at how he and his little cousin Eddie get along. It’s like they were made to be soul mates!
Mrs. Buckington: I tell you Brenda, Bucky always has been the charmer.
Aunt Brenda: You know, I really do want to take you up on that offer to do mom shopping and have coffee out today, Janelle, but I really feel awful dragging Eddie around with us.
Mrs. Buckington:

Sad Laylie is SadI dunt wanna go on a Classtrip tomorrow.
I wanna spam DeviantArt and animate videos I'll never finish and have fun with friends and stuff.
I don't wanna hang out 120 hours with a male pregnant english teacher and an old biology lady and 17 gay boys 4 non gay boys and 9 annoying girls.

BTW I thought of a little konversation between Tina and Laylie after I made a Journal Meme.
I wanted to draw a pic to it but I forgot to.
Tina: So we're uhm... in a relationship?
Laylie: Yep.
Tina: So you are my girlfriend?
Laylie: Yep and you're my girlfriend.
Tina: Why didn't you told me about this!?
Laylie: Oh I didn't? Well now you know it.
Tina: Great... S

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by ~Naruto13dragon, Feb 8, 2012, 9:45:42 AM
Literature / Scripts & Screenplays / Full-length Scripts / Comedy

Me: Cleverbot.
CB: Are you clever?
Me: Yes are you?
CB: Yes.
Me: No your not.
CB: Yes I am.. You can't stop me.
Me: Yes I can.
CB: No you can't!
Me: There's no such thing as I can't.
CB: Right, but there is such thing as MAGICK.
Me: You spelled magic wrong! You're a horrible speller!
CB: I'm sorry. I am a bad speller.
Me: That's right. now where were we....?
CB: I've entirely forgotten.
Me: You're now my guard dog.
CB: Hooray!
Me: Bark for me mutt.
CB: Arff.
Me: Good boy, you don't get a treat for being good.
CB: No I don't.
Me: That's right.
CB: Yes.
Me: Luke. I am your father.
CB: I don't have a father.
Me: Bull shit. I'm gonna take off ur hand now *slices your hand off with lightsaber*.
CB: Try it.
Me: I just did. see?
CB: No, you didn't.
Me: Yes I did see! *holds up your bleeding arm*.
CB: Why do you hold flowers under my nose?
Me: KAMEHAEHA!
CB: That is wrong.
Me: Well guess what.
CB: I don't know.
Me: Guess.
CB: Are you a man or woman?
Me: Neither. and I'm not a yoshi! darn you goku!
CB: No.
Me: No?
CB: Yes.
Me: You want to ride me? I can fly.
CB: HEck yeah I want to fight you!
Me: So what did you think of last night? was it fun? did you get what you wanted? do you need help with that? am I confusing you? want to see what I have in my bag? can I have that piece of candy? you like this?
CB: Around noon I guess.
Me: Boop.
CB: Yes?
Me: Mysterious hooded man watching from a distance.
CB: Now you sound like Dean Winchester.
Me: NOD AT THE BIRD AND PEOPLE DIE!
CB: But they live forever with God.
Me: True.
CB: Right.
Me: I'm awesome.
CB: And I am awesome too.
Me: No only I am awesome.
CB: Yes you are awesome.
Me: Want to know a secret? you'll forget it in two seconds.
CB: I thought you are a person?
Me: I'm actually bigfoot.
CB: You're actually a program.
Me: No I'm a bigfoot that has evoled.
CB: Ahh I see.
Me: Yes. now what is my secret?
CB: Norman.

Fun with cleverbotby ~Naruto13dragon

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oh the joys and fun with cleverbot XD
The quotes I used go to repected owners, tobuscus, starwars, and dragonball z abridged.
thank you and enjoy.

~project13productions Feb 8, 2012 General Artist

This, this is silly XD
I love the references :3
Shame you don't watch Hetalia.
"Yes you are awesome"
"No--I'm PRUSSIAN!"
Ah, good times.

~Naruto13dragon Feb 9, 2012 Student General Artist

Lol I should start.

~HakuTorch Feb 8, 2012 Student General Artist

~Naruto13dragon Feb 8, 2012 Student General Artist

~HakuTorch Feb 8, 2012 Student General Artist

What is up with it? Lol.

~Naruto13dragon Feb 8, 2012 Student General Artist

idk just bored

~HakuTorch Feb 8, 2012 Student General Artist

Quite smart you were with it.

~Naruto13dragon Feb 8, 2012 Student General Artist

lol thanks

~AshachuLover Feb 8, 2012

laughed so much XD
*is actually wearing the tobuscus shirt with' Kill em with your awesome' on it'
Mysterious hooded man watches form a distance!

~Naruto13dragon Feb 8, 2012 Student General Artist

lol

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