CB: Are you clever?
Me: Yes are you?
Me: No your not.
CB: Yes I am.. You can't stop me.
Me: Yes I can.
CB: No you can't!
Me: There's no such thing as I can't.
CB: Right, but there is such thing as MAGICK.
Me: You spelled magic wrong! You're a horrible speller!
CB: I'm sorry. I am a bad speller.
Me: That's right. now where were we....?
CB: I've entirely forgotten.
Me: You're now my guard dog.
Me: Bark for me mutt.
Me: Good boy, you don't get a treat for being good.
CB: No I don't.
Me: That's right.
Me: Luke. I am your father.
CB: I don't have a father.
Me: Bull shit. I'm gonna take off ur hand now *slices your hand off with lightsaber*.
CB: Try it.
Me: I just did. see?
CB: No, you didn't.
Me: Yes I did see! *holds up your bleeding arm*.
CB: Why do you hold flowers under my nose?
CB: That is wrong.
Me: Well guess what.
CB: I don't know.
CB: Are you a man or woman?
Me: Neither. and I'm not a yoshi! darn you goku!
Me: You want to ride me? I can fly.
CB: HEck yeah I want to fight you!
Me: So what did you think of last night? was it fun? did you get what you wanted? do you need help with that? am I confusing you? want to see what I have in my bag? can I have that piece of candy? you like this?
CB: Around noon I guess.
Me: Mysterious hooded man watching from a distance.
CB: Now you sound like Dean Winchester.
Me: NOD AT THE BIRD AND PEOPLE DIE!
CB: But they live forever with God.
Me: I'm awesome.
CB: And I am awesome too.
Me: No only I am awesome.
CB: Yes you are awesome.
Me: Want to know a secret? you'll forget it in two seconds.
CB: I thought you are a person?
Me: I'm actually bigfoot.
CB: You're actually a program.
Me: No I'm a bigfoot that has evoled.
CB: Ahh I see.
Me: Yes. now what is my secret?